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Boat Crash: Nocturnal Emissions Edition: Magic School For Wizard People
The Booksmith
San Francisco, CA
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Boat Crash: Nocturnal Emissions Edition: Magic School For Wizard People
Calling all Wizard People, we're throwing a special almost-midnight edition of our popular Boat Crash event to celebrate the release of a new story! What new story? Never mind, that's not important!

This particular Boat Crash starts at 10pm on a Saturday night, and if you like, you can buy a ticket that comes with a totally unrelated item which you can pick up at midnight.

Featured writers: Kwan Booth,Matt Dowd, Sarah Jeong, Erin Judge,Anna Pulley,John Talaga, andJoe Wadlington. (Seven books, seven writers!)

Remember, it's pronounced "AB-racadabra," not "abracadab-RA."


Welcome, Boatsters, to San Francisco's premier bookish sexy legal plagiarism event.

Six actual people write stories about six fictional people from a certain popular book series at the Booksmith in San Francisco.

Stories are read anonymous-like by our special guest Actor-Type-Person, Fauxnique, and you vote for the one you like the most best.

Critics are saying:
"this definitely isn't about that one book series!"
"it's great because you can't read stories like that on the internet!"
"...i've always wondered what Humblebore has going on in the pants region..."
"...wait, what's happening?"
"that one wizard from the magic school movies is super hot now."
"I'm really excited about the unrelated item they're selling with tickets! I can't wait for that particular midnight!"


PLEASE NOTE: No children are ever harmed at Boat Crash, this time included, and consent and inclusion are paramount. We're not dicks, we just like dick jokes.


The Booksmith (View)
1644 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA 94117
United States


Arts > Literary
Arts > Performance

Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!


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