Event

Wet the Hippo Collective Presents THE SIMPLE SIMPLES

Three evenings between Thanksgiving and Christmas will be
transformed into an experience akin to reaching into a bag forever,
or perhaps diving into the shallow end. Even more specifically, this
show will be like finding out your grandma was hot. No promises
will be made and yet some will be broken. We fully expect
audience members to leave with the sensation of having walked on
a very poorly maintained hiking trail but with greater understanding
of what watching TV outside while eating flat donuts is like.

Will there be live music? Of course. Super dope installation art? Yes. A wet t-shirt spelling bee? Likely.

If you've never had the feeling of getting CPR from your best friend's sister, here is your chance. Don't miss out on the show everyone will be using as a transitional conversation piece. This will be just like Mazatlan on skunk weed.

Say "aufiderzien" to 2015 by eating some top shelf cereal with us. Like fruit loops. Exactly like fruit loops. Fruit loops, fruit loops, fruit loops, ad infinitum.