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Jesus and the Pirates
St. Lawrence Arts Center
Portland , ME
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Jesus and the Pirates
Jesus and the Pirates It a hoot. It's crazy. It's original and it's Made In Maine!

A musical play about a bunch of old time pirates who can't pay their bar tab. It features Jesus and his best friend. a 6 ft squirrel named Haglesmith, a few terrorists, a local prostitute, and a young boy as well as various other characters. To help the pirates pay their bar tab, the group joins the pirates to win a prize ship, the USS Constitution!

And of course it's a musical, so Musical Mayhem ensues. Words and music by J.T Nichols and Charlie Brown, Jr.


Thursday, May 12th 7:30pm, Friday, May 13th 8pm, Saturday, May 14th 7:30pm & Sunday, May 15th 7:30pm

All Tickets $20 and available on line at Brown Paper Ticktes by just showing up and the door with cash or credit card in hand. If you feel the need to reserve a seat, call 347-3075 and leave your name, how many tix you want and what night you'd like to come. But really, just grab a few friends and just come on over!

It's a great show. Local theater at it's crazy, zany, best.



St. Lawrence Arts Center
76 Congress Street
Portland , ME 04101
United States

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Arts > Performance
Arts > Theatre
Social > Adult

Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!