Lost Vegas @ NIMBY
It's time for another NIMBY fundraiser so..
Please accept my humble invitation to Lost Vegas!!!!!!!!
Back by unpopular indifference, Lost Vegas is the original show of schmoes. It's a casino environment where you get to really gamble! To win fabu-less prizes! Here's how it works: you get some chips at the door, you visit the games place your bets and win BIG!!!! Take your chips to the Redemption Center, where you talk to Tracey and Don who lets ya take home a few choice pieces of prize It's fun! But that's not all! Check out the games of Lost Vegas; like the real Vegas but a little funnerer:
We are featuring this year:
The wheel of SMUT
Quantum Physics Dating Game
Human Wheel of Death
These are all games you can win big on. Big. Big!!! BIG!!!!!!!!!! The show goes late, so come early all over the place.
LET IT RIDE!: Just like the big boys, you can win big! Big! BIG!!!!
ROCK!: To the sounds of KALRI$$IAN !
WEEP!: Like a baby as our sharks take all your chips!
MARVEL!: Time Traveler Anton Berteaux will jump the ramp of death!
VOW!: Dr. Hal & Rev. Burke will offer short duration marriages!
CROON/CRINGE!: At the Kareokie station with Beyond Paul!
POPERATTZI!: The PHOTOBOOF will be in effect!!!
SWOON!: The Ukaladies Strumming Club are the only all gal uke band!
CASH OUT!: At the redemption booth with Tracey and Don!
OOGLE!: The loose ladies and the Miami sounds of Freaktronic!
CRY!: Out in disgust at our cockroach racing!
YO!: David Capurro rocks the Yo Yo to Black Sabbath!
SLURRR!: Your words, by patronizing out bar!
RACK!: Your brains to the Can Cannibals!
DRESS!: To the nines; Lost Vegas has an un-enforced dress code
FOUL!: Chicken John is your host with the least
Short duration marriages performed by Dr. Hal and Rev. Ben Burke! Discount at the door for those wearing Bridal attire!!!
More entertainment as follows:
Mirium on the Trapeze
Azana's Arial acrobatics
Bruce Tomb's Maria Del Camino
SOL by Alex Nolan
The Tub-o- Hurrle
Belly Dancing with Rose Harden and friends
The Can-Cannibals Dance Troupe
Naked Fire Babes
Shipwreck Tiki Lounge
and much, much, more.
It's an evening to dismember, so put on your finest and come on out to NIMBY to do the Lost Vegas grind!
All gambling is real. You play with chips that you cash out for valuable prizes. Ahem. This is less spectacular and more action-oriented. You place the bets! You race the roaches! You spill your drink! It's all about you!!!!
Lost Vegas, where everybody's nobody and that at least all of you.....
This marvelous event (now in it's 18th year) is everything you've never wanted in a casino experience and much, much less.
Come on down and hang out all over.
We have enough off street parking for everyone
Help keep NIMBY open and alive.
All proceeds will help us with past and future endeavors. If you can't make it to this show, please buy a ticket and give it to a friend.
Please forward this invite to your favorite lists
8410 Amelia street
Oakland, CA 94621
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|