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Friday the 13th Single Losers Anti-Valentines Comedy Massacre with GERALD GERALD GERALDSON and guests
The WISE Hall
Vancouver, BC
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Vancouver's Horror Comic Gerald Gerald Geraldson is back and he's got a broken heart! (In fact he has several in a freezer in the basement, but that's a different story). Gerald's been dumped and he's got an axe to grind on St Valentine! Literally! On Friday the 13th of Feb join Gerald and his favorite funny friends for Friday the 13th Single Losers Anti-Valentines Comedy Massacre! Laughs! Screams! Chainsaws! And a head to head battle with Jason Vorhees himself! Let's come together to say Screw Valentines Day!

Joining Gerald are the hilarious victims:
Simon King: (Just For Laughs): "A unique talent. Simon is truly a gifted comedian." Robin Williams
Dylan Rhymer: (CTV's Comedy Now!) "Brutally honest and politically charged. Rhymer is changing the face of comedy." The Georgia Straight
Fatima Dhorwe: Utterly charming and hilarious, Fatima Dhorwe is one of Vancouver's fastest rising new comedians. Not to be missed.  
Alex Sparling: Alex's blend of edgy in-your-face stand up is biting, brilliant and badass. Not for the weak of heart!
Andrew Barber: Arguably Vancouver's pre-eminent character comedian, Andrew Barber has created a menagerie of genius comedy creations. Gerald is thrilled to add Andrew to the pile!

Let those nauseating lovey-dovey couples keep their crappy Valentines, the rest of us have FRIDAY THE 13th! With Gerald Gerald Geraldson!

Friday, February 13th, 2015

The WISE Hall: 1882 Adanac Street

Doors 8:00 pm / Show 9:00 pm

Ticket Prices:

Single losers: $13.00 / $10.00 Advance (Brown Paper Tickets, Highlife Records)
Happy young couples in love: $666.00 (each)
Virgins get in free! *

*Through a rusty basement window left ajar round the back beside the paint shed. Come alone.
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The WISE Hall (View)
1882 Adanac St.
Vancouver, BC V5L4E5



Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!


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