Event

Roller Disco: The Funky Invasion

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Friday, May 16th 2014, 9:30 PM - 1:30 AM
120 Catalan Street, St. Louis, MO (Just off South Broadway)
Tickets: At the door and in advance online. $10, including unlimited skate rental for the night
21+, cheap drinks available at the Skatium's bar ($2/$3 beer and wells)

People of Earth,

We have been watching you from the stars for millennia. We have seen your ways, and we have come to warn you. Your species is in danger of destroying itself with weapons of mass squareness. We have your planet surrounded. If you do not get up and shake that body, we will be forced to take action for the sake of intelligent lifeforms throughout the galaxy.

Towards this end, we are beaming your city's nastiest DJ duo, FUNK INCORPORATED, to the St. Louis Skatium in order to make you bounce and rock. We have supplied DJ BOOGIEMAN and DJ INVISIBLE COLA with the finest rollerskating jams originating from all temporal and geographic coordinates. It is pointless to resist. You will get up.

Skates available on a first-come first-served basis, so come early to beat the crowd or bring your own roller or inline skates.

Not skating? Dancing in shoes also encouraged.

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