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IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER:
This November the 6th, in a blatant and cowardly attempt to coax Lemony Snicket out of his San Francisco hiding spot, ShipwreckSF will ask six of Mr. Snicket's known acquaintances to write licentious and depraved fan-fiction about six of Count Olaf's finest alter-egos.
The horrors that Count Olaf will encounter are too numerous to list, and you wouldn't even want us to describe the worst of it, which includes alliteration, non-sequitur, self-conscious post-modern asides, accordion music, vocabulary building, and lascivious parody, a phrase which here means that there will be dick jokes.
Given all this, it seems unlikely that our ambuscade will succeed in flushing out the elusive Mr. Snicket. As such, it is our solemn duty to tell you: Do not, under any circumstances, buy tickets to this show at the link provided, and especially not in advance, in which case we would reserve you a seat. [NOTE: seats have sold out. You may still pre-buy tickets and be guaranteed a standing room spot.]
If for some reason you do not heed our advice and find yourself compelled to attend this travesty (of which we are deeply ashamed), you will at least have the opportunity to avail yourself of our open bar, and the chance, barely existent, to catch a glimpse of Mr. Snicket in propria persona.
Sincerely,
ShipwreckSF Crew
Joining us in lampooning Mr. Snicket's life's work will be:
Andrew Sean Greer
Michelle Richmond
Seanan McGuire
Ken Grobe
Alexis Coe
& 5-time winner Maggie Tokuda-Hall
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LocationThe Booksmith (View)
1644 Haight Street
San Francisco, CA 94117
United States
Categories
| Minimum Age: 21 |
| Kid Friendly: No |
| Dog Friendly: No |
| Non-Smoking: Yes! |
| Wheelchair Accessible: Yes! |
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