WXPFL Thursday Night Pencil Fights - Season 3 Episode 8 SPECIAL RENDEZVOUS SHOW - 8/21/14
Rad And Hungry and Pabst Blue Ribbon present:
WXPFL World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships
THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - SEASON 3 - EPISODE 8
SPECIAL SHOW AT THE RENDEZVOUS!
THURSDAY AUGUST 21st 2014
The Rendezvous Seattle
2232 2nd ave
Doors 9:00pm / Show 9:30pm
21+ $8 admission.
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THE THIRD SEASON OF THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS IS IN FULL SWING!
The pencil-pulverizing, cedar-swinging action of the WXPFL returns to the Re-Bar for the 2014 season with even more insanity!
Check out what our friends at Wired magazine online think of the WXPFL:http://www.wired.com/playbook/2012/07/world-extreme-pencil-fighting-championships/
Plus: watch the article Seattle's KING5 Evening Magazine broadcast on the WXPFL:http://www.king5.com/on-tv/evening-magazine/Pencil-Fighting-164770406.html
To bear witness to America's Fastest Growing Deathsport in person, don't miss the next WXPFL THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - the World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships monthly at The Re-Bar!
It was time for the WXPFL World Cup, and fighters representing all nations from Mexico to Parts Unknown competed in the World Cup Luck of the Draw Tournament. It was former champion Thaddeus P. Skrilla "The Hundred Dollar Man" who won, and claimed not only a title shot that night, but also The Magic Eraser, which grants the holder the power to challenge for a title shot any time or restart a match!
The Asshole Brothers returned from their exile to take on The Erasers in the first ever Asshole Tornado Tag Team Pencils Break Anywhere match! If the Assholes won, they would be re-instated in the WXPFL with a new contract!
The battle raged throughout the Re-Bar, and even out into the street and into the back of a truck! Soon, Joey Asshole and Eraser #2 were eliminated, and Eraser #1 and Jimmie Asshole battled back to the stage. Then, a final SNAP was heard, and Jimmie Asshole stood tall (as tall as he can stand, anyway)!
The Asshole Brothers are victorious and are back in the WXPFL!
Swami Pervi Slurpii attempted to indoctrinate an audience member into his cult, I mean, religion, but was unable to sway audience member Dave.
Following the events of last month, the consciousness of Eberhard Faberius has been swapped into Betsy Threatsy's body, and Betsy Threatsy is currently trapped in the elderly body of Eberhard Faberius. This month the two met again on the physical plane, and it was clear that Eberhard has no intentions of giving up Betsy's body! Ultimately, Betsy (in Eberhard's body) lost the match up, and Eberhard (in Betsy's body) skipped happily off into the night!
In our main event, the World Cup winner Thaddeus P. Skrilla stepped up to face brand-new champion Super Contra in Contra's first tile defense. Unfortunately for the fans back in Shaddaloo, Contra was no match for the skill of Skrilla, and the "One Hit Wonder", the self-proclaimed richest man in Pencil Fighting swung true and became champion for the second time!
YOUR WINNER AND NEW WXPFL CHAMPION: THADDEUS P. SKRILLA THE HUNDRED DOLLAR MAN!
The Pro Gra-Fighters of WXPFL return to the place where it all began as we do a special show at the Rendezvous!
Who will be the first to challenge new champion (and the man who holds the Magic Eraser) Thaddeus P. Skrilla?
The Asshole Brothers are back in the WXPFL, but not for long if The Erasers can help it? But will either team get a shot at the WXPFL Tag Team Championships, held by Swami Pervi Slurpii and Morty Manischewitz aka Dirty Money?
Will Betsy Threatsy get out of Eberhard Faberius and get Eberhard Faberius out of her body so she can get back in her own body?
Will the San Juan Island Savage ever get his match against The Yellow Dragon?
All these questions answered plus much more on Thursday August 21st!!
Sponsored by Rad and Hungry, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pierced Hearts Tattoo Parlor, Scarecrow Video, Full Tilt Ice Cream Parlors, Skydottir Epic Cookies, Sin In Linen and Fantagraphics!
SEE YOU ON AUGUST 21st, AND COME BACK THE THIRD THURSDAY OF EVERY MONTH AT THE RE-BAR FOR MORE EXTREME PENCIL FIGHTING ACTION!
Jewelbox Theater at the Rendezvous (View)
2322 2nd Avenue
Seattle, WA 98121
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: Yes!|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|