WXPFL Thursday Night Pencil Fights - S3 E3 - THURS MARCH 27th
Rad And Hungry and Pabst Blue Ribbon present:
WXPFL World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships
THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - SEASON 3 - EPISODE 3
SPECIAL "FOURTH THURSDAY" SHOW
THURSDAY MARCH 27th 2014
The Re-Bar 1114 Howell (at Boren)
Doors 8:00pm / Show 9:00pm
21+ $8 admission.
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THE THIRD SEASON OF THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS HAS BEGUN!
The pencil-pulverizing, cedar-swinging action of the WXPFL returns to the Re-Bar for the 2014 season with even more insanity!
THIS IS A SPECIAL SHOW ON THE FOURTH THURSDAY instead of our normal date on the Third Thursday of Every Month.
Check out what our friends at Wired magazine online think of the WXPFL:http://www.wired.com/playbook/2012/07/world-extreme-pencil-fighting-championships/
Plus: watch the article Seattle's KING5 Evening Magazine broadcast on the WXPFL:http://www.king5.com/on-tv/evening-magazine/Pencil-Fighting-164770406.html
To bear witness to America's Fastest Growing Deathsport in person, don't miss the next WXPFL THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - the World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships monthly at The Re-Bar!
Silas Ticonderoga told the Asshole Brothers they were "on the bubble", and if they didn't win 2 out of their next three matches, they would be fired! First up, a solo match for Jimmy against an audience member. The elder Asshole triumphed, and the Asshole Brothers get another chance to fight for their jobs.
Bill Cosplay attacked Gary Gloryhole post match, screaming "zop zop zebooo Rooo-deeeee" and sent poor Gary home in an ambulance. Is this a new side to the venerable comedy cosplaying legend?
Betsy Threatsy appeared from the darkness and brought her hypnotized henchmen with her...The Yellow Dragon, The Hundred Dollar Man, Gorilla Sammartino and WXPFL Champion The San Juan Island Savage.
The Dragon declared that now they would perform a ritual that will make Betsy Threatsy the WXPFL Champion for ever! Before the ritual could be complete, it was interrupted by a strange old man calling himself Eberhard Faberius, Pencil Wizard.
The Wizard gave charms to each of the hypnotized fighters, freeing them from Betsy's spell! Betsy cowered from the Wizard's magic as he stated that since the spell was broken midway, the belt has no master, and a tournament must take place right then, and must include the magic of an audience member!
The tournament began, with the San Juan Island Savage knocking out the audience member, Gorilla Sammartino, Eberhard and The Hundred Dollar Man and after a brutal match against Betsy Threatsy, finally faced his tag team partner The Yellow Dragon in the final!
Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and NEW WXPFL CHAMPION - THE YELLOW DRAGON!
In the second half, the promised guest Gra-Fighter James Adomian was a no-show, but was replaced with another celebrity, former wrestler and Governor of Minnesota Jesse Ventura!
In the main event, Silas Ticonderoga made a #1 contender tag team match, pitting an audience team against the team of Morty Manischewitz and Swami Pervii Slurpii. The new friends Matt and Tyson were no match for the Dirty Duo, and your new #1 contenders for the Ticonderoga Tag Team Title are Dirty Money!
Will Betsy Threatsy retaliate against Eberhard Faberius?
Will Joey Asshole win his challenge match in their quest to keep their jobs?
Will Gary Gloryhole recover and return to behind the wall in the Re-Bar bathroom?
Who will be the first to challenge The Dragon for her belt?
Will The Dragon and The Savage be able to co-exist and keep the tag titles against Dirty Money?
All these questions answered and more next month, special show on the FOURTH Thursday of the month for a change - NEXT SHOW THURSDAY MARCH 27th!
The schoolyard sport of Pencil Fighting goes Pro! Pencil vs. Pencil until somebody breaks!
Sponsored by Rad and Hungry, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pierced Hearts Tattoo Parlor, Scarecrow Video, Full Tilt Ice Cream Parlors, Skydottir Epic Cookies, Sin In Linen and Fantagraphics!
SEE YOU ON MARCH 27th, AND COME BACK THE THIRD THURSDAY OF EVERY MONTH IN 2014 FOR MORE EXTREME PENCIL FIGHTING ACTION!
The Re-Bar (View)
1114 Howell st.
Seattle, WA 98101
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|