Event

FUDDY MEERS

This morning, like all mornings, she wakes up a blank slate. Her chipper husband comes in with a cup of coffee, explains her condition, hands her a book filled with all sorts of essential information, and he disappears into the shower.

A limping, lisping, half-blind, half-deaf man in a ski mask, pops out from under her bed and claims to be her brother, there to save her. Claire's info book is quickly discarded, and she's hustled off to the country-house of her mother, a re-cent stroke victim whose speech has been reduced to utter gibberish.

Claire's journey gets even more complicated when a dim-witted thug with a foul-mouthed hand puppet pops up at a window, and her driven husband and perpetually stoned son show up with a claustrophobic lady cop that they've kidnapped.

THE CAST

GERTIE: Kristen Jacobsen
CLAIRE: Alana Kinglsey
RICHARD: Chris Evans
KENNY: Preston Bogan
LIMPING MAN: Ed Bassett
MILLET: Rob Richnavsky
HEIDI: KC Ross