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Donnie Baker
The Strand Theatre
Shelbyville, IN
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Donnie Baker
Due to the fact I'm still on probation much of my background is sealed in Court 7. I swear to god it is. You can look it up but good luck getting access because the new judge is a dick and I'd say it right to his face thru a privacy fence. Again!

A lot of people think my Mom Phyllis is my real mom. Well, she ain't! She's the one who basically raised me from a little bad ass in adult diapers because I was born with a condition called "Pork-a-phatitis." Let's just say my pork sword needed more leg room and regular pull ups wouldn't fit me. I wasn't even able to do regular push ups until my arms grew out when I was 14 years old. I was raised in a strip club named XXXandues when my Mom Phyllis (Sheena/Vegas/Champagne) basically ran the place. And she made more money in one summer with a broke arm than most the other girls put together. And she couldn't even push her boobs together like they could. So you know she's fire ass hot!

Location

The Strand Theatre (View)
215 South Harrison Street
Shelbyville, IN 46176
United States


Categories

Comedy > Other
Comedy > Stand Up

Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!

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