The SantaLand Diaries
David Sedaris's hilarious Yuletide short story about his seasonal stint as an elf in Macy's SantaLand is coming to life in Fort Wayne this upcoming holiday season!
Crumpet the Elf(his newly assigned elvin name)endures urine tests, elf training sessions, and desperate parents trying to assure that they are sent to a "traditional" Santa this year. It's almost too much for Crumpet until he starts to realize how easy it is to mess with customer's heads during the holiday season and miraculously these new mind games just make his Santa shifts fly by..."Look there's Cher and Phil Collins!"
Will Crumpet make it until Christmas Eve? Has he lost any possibility of experiencing the Christmas Spirit this year stuck inside a major department store? And of more immediate concern, will Crumpet the Elf ever get laid this month or are those red and white stockings zapping his mojo?
"A delightfully thorny account of working as a Yuletide elf at Macy's. Priceless observations, both outrageous and subtle. Destined to hold a place in the annals of American humor writing." -New York Times
Wunderkammer Company (View)
3402 Fairfield Ave
Fort Wayne, IN 46807
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|