WXPFL Thursday Night Pencil Fights 3/21
Rad And Hungry and Pabst Blue Ribbon present:
WXPFL World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships
THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS
SEASON 2 - EPISODE 3 - THURSDAY MARCH 21st
The Re-Bar 1114 Howell (at Boren)
TONIGHT ONLY 10pm doors / 10:30pm show
21+ $8 admission.
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IT'S 2013 - THE SECOND SEASON OF THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS!
The pencil-pulverizing, cedar-swinging action of the WXPFL is readying to knuckle up and face 2013! The third Thursday of every month is ALWAYS the most extreme night of the month!
Check out what our friends at Wired magazine online think of the WXPFL: http://www.wired.com/playbook/2012/07/world-extreme-pencil-fighting-championships/
Plus: watch the article Seattle's KING5 Evening Magazine broadcast on the WXPFL: http://www.king5.com/on-tv/evening-magazine/Pencil-Fighting-164770406.html
To bear witness to America's Fastest Growing Deathsport in person, don't miss the next WXPFL THURSDAY NIGHT PENCIL FIGHTS - the World Extreme Pencil Fighting Championships monthly at The Re-Bar!
The schoolyard sport of Pencil Fighting goes Pro! Pencil vs. Pencil until somebody breaks!
Betsy Threatsy was finally defeated after a ten month reign as WXPFL Champion by first-time winner The San Juan Island Savage in a brutal 2/3 Breaks match.
When Betsy lost the lights went out and Betsy vanished. All that was found was the belt and her bloodstained babydoll dress. Will we ever see Threatsy again? What kind of champion will the wild and untamed San Juan Island Savage be?
The Asshole Brothers attempted to dodge the accusations that they are indeed The Sphincter Siblings wearing masks by chasing themselves out of the building! Will Prof. Jake be able to prove that The Assholes are cheating?
The Balls Brothers defeated Dirty Money (Morty Manischewitz and Swami Pervii Slurpii) in the first match of the second round of the Ticonderoga Tag Team tournament!
Han Sanitizer, Germaphobic Spaceman was left traumatized after an attack from Sid Vader, who used the Dirt Side of The Force to force Han's head into a filthy mop bucket. Will Han seek revenge?
Audience members battle Pros in matches to win Prizes and a shot at contendership for the WXPFL Championship Belt!
RONALD McFONDLE RETURNS!
The second round of the Ticonderoga Tag Team tournament continues as The Erasers take on Team 3-2-1 Battle (Ronald McFondle & The Bird).
BREAKDOWN MATCH for the MAGIC ERASER!
The Magic Eraser is up for grabs again in the first ever "Breakdown" match!
And so much more!
Sponsored by Rad and Hungry, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Pierced Hearts Tattoo Parlor, Scarecrow Video, Full Tilt Ice Cream Parlors, Skydottir Epic Cookies, Sin In Linen and Fantagraphics!
SEE YOU ON MARCH 21st, AND COME BACK THE THIRD THURSDAY OF EVERY MONTH IN 2013 FOR MORE EXTREME PENCIL FIGHTING ACTION!
The Re-Bar (View)
1114 Howell St.
Seattle, WA 98107
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: Yes!|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|