Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque presents The Booberbowl Halftime Show
Are you ready for some football? If you thought that the conclusion of a certain national televised sporting event which we are legally unable to refer to by name meant that the season was over, you thought wrong; Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque is bringing you another night of gridiron glitz with no refs, no commercials, and no clothes. Thrill at the low-tech special effects! Quiver at the cuteness of the Puppybowl! Watch as the coach rallies her team to a victory! All that and more when the Rhinestone Gorillas take to the field! Just like the big game, you'll want to get really drunk for this--and tailgating is certainly welcome, albeit open to interpretation. Don't worry about the chicken wing shortage--we've got plenty of juicy breast meat to go around. We'll pay homage to the grand tradition of excellent halftime entertainment, including the first (and only) appearance of The Rhinestone Gorilla Marching Band. If you thought one Halftime Show nipple slip was exciting, then prepare to be very, very excited.
And at intermission, we'll get greased up and toss the ol' pigskin around in a football game like you've never seen before. If there's grass on the field, we'll play, and there's always at least a little grass on one of our fields. Our corset laces are out, and we're ready to go deep; we've got tight ends, wide receivers, and definitely more than a quarter backside showing. Expect some big punts, some trashy talking, and plenty of out-of-bounds action; passes will be made, skirts will be hiked, and one team will emerge soaked and victorious. You'll definitely want to touch down there.
Tune in at 10, 9 Central at the Parkside Lounge. There'll be more action than Carol Channing on Peyton Manning! Don't miss it!
This Year's Starting Lineup:
MISS CHERRY DELIGHT (Miss Coney Island 2013)
and THE RHINESTONE GORILLA BAND, aka The Leisurely Wieners
$10 + a 2 drink suggestion
Parkside Lounge (View)
317 East Houston Street (between Avenues B and C)
New York, NY, NY 10002
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|
|Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!|