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That's Fucked Up!

SEATTLE - It's time to relieve yourself of the sickly pink residue of Hallmark holidays and drag 2013 into the gutter! Now in its fourth year, That's Fucked Up! bubbles back to the surface like that stain you just can't clean. The cast froths with Seattle's most talented and deranged performance artists to bring you prompt, dependable relief from hackneyed burlesque, drag, and cirque.

See things you can't unsee and won't see anywhere else! Undo years of therapy in a single evening! Slap yourself and say it with us now, "That's Fucked Up!"

Featuring an offensively different lineup each weekend:

New York's Nasty Canasta, as Bambi's Mom!

San Francisco's Rubenesque Burlesque goes to Fat Camp!

Ultra will do something!

Queen Shmooquan will do something else entirely!

Lydia McClane is a big baby!

The Luminous Pariah wears a silly hat!

Los Angeles' Mercury Troy has beef!

Jenny Penny gets a little hung up!

Chesty La Rue brings back a lost art form!

Flirty Sanchez says no!

Candy Apples gets personal!

Paris & Trojan Original get familial!

Lady Tatas earns her crown!

Jesse Belle-Jones plays bridge!

Man Johnson and Sir Richard Longfellow switch it up!

and Tootsie Spangles asks the question that's on all of our minds: "What would a clown do after the apocalypse?"

Shamelessly curated by the sick fucks of Clown Stripper Productions, Randi Rascal & Heidi Von Haught.