Swimming Cities Collective and Gowanus Ballroom|
THE FIRST PARTY EVER, NYE 2013
Primal Reset for the Year Zero
9:30 to late, New Year's Eve
$20 at the door. $15 presale, way early, way late, or with exceptional costume
Irresponsibly cheap drinks, open bar from 11:30-12:30
at Gowanus Ballroom, 55 9th Street Brooklyn, NY 11215
Tickets available at [PRESALE LINK] or cash only at the door.
Congrats. You all survived. However. the M.I.T supercomputer model "World3" suggests that as a civilization, we have already passed the Wile E. Coyote off-the-cliff-and-running-in-mid-air point. We need only to look down, realize our fate, and plummet into total meltdown.
But don't worry, we still have lots of fun for you before complete social breakdown, martial law, flood plains, black mold farms, and bad taste overrun the nation. All proceeds go to recovery from the SuperShitStorm Sandy deluge destruction at Serret Metal Works and the resurrection of the "BOATEL" art hotel project in Far Rockaway. Please come join us New Years as we celebrate the new normal with
Shameless, sweaty dancing from Barney Iller, Dj Shakey, and Dj Tinseltown, with a special midnight appearance by the Stumblebum Brass Band
Madagascar Institute's jet pony ride that may (will) kill you.
Midnight spectacular featuring a derelict car used as battering ram to destroy a massive disco ball piñata.
DIY vip section with empty bottle service
Serret's patented coal fire hot tub time machine.
Live birth of the antichrist by Doc Advencha
Visuals by Vox Illuminati and other luminaries
Death Defying Performances from the Floasis Crew
Randomly paired girl/boy human equine races
A New Do For A New You For A New Year hair salon by Paris Mancini
Red wine and coke
Dirty Uncle Pony Rides-- back by popular demand!
Sadly "The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only far more expensive." However, this will not be a problem. In fact, our supercomputer predicts an inflation adjustment to around mid seventies prices on drinks. We'll also have an open bar from 11:30 to 12:30. Come ring in the New Year's cheap, big, loud, dirty, and fun.
Costume suggestions: Mole people. Tank girl. Black mold. Fish nets with fish in them. C.H.U.D.s. Skulleaters. Troglodytes. Geriatric steampunk. NO ZOMBIES, zombies are out. Pure trash. GWAR. Post 2012 washed up messiahs. Adult babies. Sleazy guy who tries to make out with every girl he sees for an hour after midnight. Ferrel boy, Naked still works.
Orien McNeil // weareswimmingcities.org // firstname.lastname@example.org / 646 221 7782
|Monday Dec 31, 2012 9:00 PM - Tuesday Jan 01, 2013 4:00 AM | $15.00
The Gowanus Ballroom (View)
55 9th Street
Brooklyn, NY 11215
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: Yes!|
|Wheelchair Accessible: No|