Computer Error: The Worst CGI in Movie History Various Buttholes / 90min / Video
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND! Advance tickets recommended!
George Lucas. Michael Bay. "McG." Bloated Hollywood billionaires who?ve built their empires on the shattered remains of our childhood dreams. Since the '90s, the advent of computer technology has graced mankind with larger stomachs, unavoidable pornography, and the complete destruction of the film industry. Big budget movies used to be packed with daredevil stunts, ambitious effects work and innovative ingenuity. Now we're treated to an aromatic buffet of Jar Jars, Shreks and even darker offenses. No thrills, no chills? just the 64-bit machinations of overpaid, Dorito-addicted studio schlubturds. Admittedly, most of America has been too dumb to notice, but anyone with two eyes and half a mind can see that movie magic is being violently murdered, and tonight WE FIGHT BACK!! CGI is hereby on trial, and there's enough evidence for you the jury to send it straight to the electric chair! So prepare yourself for a brutal barrage of twisters, scorpion kings, sharktopuses and farting little buddies, as we hack into the mainframe of CGI retardation and set that buuuuullshit on FIIIIRRRRE!!! Straight from our friends at the Alamo Drafthouse! Adults only!
Grand Illusion Cinema (View)
1403 NE 50th
Seattle, WA 98105