Event

Ask Me Anything

"Ask Me Anything?!"

"What?"

"Ask Me Anything?! That's the name of our June 20 show at the Comedy Corner Underground!"

"What does it mean?"

"Just what it says. Five comics each do about ten minutes worth of material, followed by a no-holds-barred Q-and-A session in which we allow the audience to ask us anything!"

"Then shouldn't it be called "Ask US Anything?"

"Why are you doing this?"

"I'm just asking."

"It's just that here you have an opportunity to ask me literally any question in the world, and you're wasting my time with trivia!"

"Opportunity? It's not like you're granting me three wishes or anything, is it?

"Why the fuck would I do that?"

"Who's asking the questions here? And do you have to swear?"

"Sorry. I'm just not used to taking questions from the audience. In fact, it's discouraged. That's why this show is such a big deal!"

"Who's in it?"

"I'm glad you asked! Four great comics: Wendy Maybury. Bryan Miller. Gabe Noah. Chris Maddock. Hosted by Tommy Thompson. All doing their best material, then responding to your questions, no matter how embarrassing or pointless."

"Or intelligent."

"Sure. It's no-holds-barred, remember?"

"What holds are normally barred?"

"Certain holds. The piledriver. Look, now you're just being a smart ass. Save it for the show!"

"Will it be funnier than this conversation?"

"No question about it!"