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Ham for the Holidays: A Lard Day's Night
Theatre Off Jackson
Seattle, WA
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Ham for the Holidays: A Lard Day's Night
IF A SHOW IS SOLD OUT, THERE MAY STILL BE TIX AT THE DOOR.  TO GET ON WAIT LIST, COME TO BOX OFFICE 1 HR PRIOR TO SHOW. WE OFTEN HAVE PATRONS WHO WANT TO RELEASE TIX, AND WE WILL DO OUR VERY BEST TO GET YOU IN!

HAM FOR THE HOLIDAYS: A LARD DAY'S NIGHT
November 23-December 24, 2011

Starring Peggy Platt and Lisa Koch (Dos Fallopia)
With DJ Gommels and Michael Oaks
Directed by David Koch

Seattle sketch mavens Lisa Koch and Peggy Platt (Dos Fallopia) are back with the 11th edition of their cult holiday show, chock full of dysfunctional characters, tacky costumes, and more wigs than Lady GaGa.   This year's show tackles religion, politics, and polka:

*Country duo The Spudds give noir a new twist with "Double-Wide Indemnity"

*Game show "Who's Your Deity?" digs dogma with panelists Harvey Fierstein, Kirsty Alley, and Professor Dumbledore, hosted by Sister Mary Agnes.

*Get to know Michele and Marcus Bachmann up close in "Bachmann Xmas Overdrive"

*Ballard favorites The Polka Dots mangle the English language and popular songs, polka style.

*The Sequim Gay Chorus adds two new lesbian members and a name change (S.Q.U.E.E.L.)

This year, we are offering VIP PREMIUM RESERVED SEATING! No angst about seats, no early arrival.  Your prime seats will be waiting for you!  VIP-PRS includes:

1. Prime RESERVED seats-- We'll pick out primo seats for you in the first 4 rows, center section (excluding the FRONT front row onstage).  Seats will have your name on them.
2. 1 Complimentary beverage
3. A shout out by the cast during the show

(VIP-PRS is an additional charge)

CHEAPO NIGHT--$15 BUCK WEDNESDAYS!
Wed Dec 7th and 14th

Koch and Platt have collaborated as sketch-comedy partners for 21 years, and have penned shows like Deja Poo, Pretty Girls, Not Too Bright, Twin Sisters of Different Cul-de-sacs, Desperate Spuddwives, and Lard Potion No. 9.  A London Connection review declared, "Could they be the long lost love of Doris Day and Divine?  Big, brash, and completely mad...," and a San Francisco Bay Times reviewer proclaimed,  "...two of the funniest, most irreverent comedians I've seen in years."

When they're not performing together, the two women pursue busy solo careers.  Koch has recorded four solo CD's, , performs regularly on Olivia Cruises, had a song of hers sampled by JayZ, and composed the music for Off-Broadway show "27 Rue de Fleurus".  Platt is well known to Seattle audiences as a standup comic, radio personality, and actor/playwright (Fat Girl Follies, Rocky Horror Show, Holiday Survival Game Show).

Notice: No hams are ever harmed during the production of this show.

TIPS:
This show is festival seating. Please arrive early to get your seats (all except VIP Premium Reserved Seating).

Parking: 8th and Jackson lot or street parking

If a show is sold out, there may be tickets available at the door. If you would like to get on the wait list, come to the box office by 6:30p, we'll put you on the list. We often have patrons who want to release tickets at the show, so we will do our very best to get you in.

**THIS EVENT HAS A STRICT REFUND POLICY.  No refunds will be processed by Brown Paper Tickets more than 12 hours after the time of purchase without the authorization of the producer.**

ALL SALES FINAL, NO REFUNDS DUE TO WEATHER CONDITIONS
BOX OFFICE OPENS 1 HOUR PRIOR TO SHOW

Adult humor, gay/lesbian content
Festival seating (except for VIP Premium Reserved Seating)
Student/Equity/TPS w/ID - Seniors 60+

Group rates are available, contact lisa@heylisa.com

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Location

Theatre Off Jackson
409 7th Ave S
Seattle, WA 98104
United States


Categories

Arts > Theatre
Comedy > Sketch

Minimum Age: 14
Kid Friendly: No
Dog Friendly: No
Non-Smoking: Yes!
Wheelchair Accessible: Yes!

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